Rapid Burst pt.III

Here we are with the third installment of Rapid Burst of HotAir

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Ohio judge to decide man's fate for sharing snack cake

MCARTHUR, Ohio — A judge in southern Ohio must decide whether to send a man to prison for sharing a Little Debbie snack cake. The case involves 21-year-old Timothy Caudill, who last year was held in a residential community corrections program in Nelsonville for breaking into a bar.

While there, prosecutors said he bought the oatmeal creme pie from a vending machine and shared it with a fellow inmate who was on restriction and wasn't allowed access to snacks.
Prosecutors in Vinton County have asked Common Pleas Judge Jeffrey Simmons to revoke Caudill's probation and put him in prison for nine months.

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How f**ked up is that? To get sent to prison for SHARING your snacks. I can see the dude in jail now...

Con#1: "Whatcha in for, fish?"

Con#2: "I let this nikka bite on my Twinkies"

Con#1: *silent*

Moral of the story: If someone asks for some of your snackcake, use the line from the "Hey Love" commercials: "No my brother. You gotta getcha own!"

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Watch out Puffy!!!

FORT WORTH, Texas — Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company.
The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business, authorities said. Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious - perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off, according to investigators.

Fuller, of suburban Crowley, was arrested on a forgery charge, police said. He was released after posting $3,750 bail.

Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business, but bank employees who contacted the account's owner said the woman told them she did not give him permission to take or cash the check, according to police.

In addition to forgery, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

Officers reported finding less than 2 ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets, police said.

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Now there's a man with a plan. He knows what he wants to do in life and the only thing stopping him is lack of capital. The easiest way to remedy that is go to the bank. They gots lots of money up in there!!!

I can see this fool now...walking to the bank with the check in hand...thinking to himself "Im about to be P-Diddy up in hur"

He cant be too bright. If he really needed the money, he should have just used the gun he was carrying and really set it off!!!

10 zeroes yall!!!! 360,000,000,000 It took me about 5 seconds to type that. Imagine writing it...ON A CHECK!!