Rapid Burst of Hot Air

*I dont know why i put this picture on here. Its not relevant to anything below.*

After the long absence, i am back.

It seems like its getting harder to keep you 6 loyal readers supplied with new material. The truth of the matter is that after the new year, the job has been bananas.

But i will bitch and moan on another post.

This is something i have wanted to try. Posting little blurbs about crazy articles i get via "Reuters Oddly Enough Report".

I will call the section "Rapid Burst of Hot Air"

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BERLIN (Reuters) - The owner of a small German computer company has fired three non-smoking workers because they were threatening to disturb the peace after they requested a smoke-free environment.

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God forbid you want to work in an environment where your health wont be put at risk. But I have always heard that you can be fired for any reason, and i guess the same applies in Germany. Leave it to your boss to find a loop hole to get rid of your ass when all you want is to breathe clean air.

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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A telephone company cut off an FBI international wiretap after the agency failed to pay its bill on time, according to a U.S. government audit released on Thursday.

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This just proves that no matter who you are, or what you are doing, if you dont pay your bills, your shit gets terminated. Now that i think about, i may need to check my vonage account

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WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

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Can either one really get mad at the other? Hypothetically, if i went into a brothel (which are very illegal in NC) and spotted Mrs. Balogger there, several emotions would go through my head. 1. Shock at being caught by my wife 2. Embarrassment that someone i know saw me buying coochie 3. Extreme anger that my wife is selling hers 4. Relief....

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HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Houston-area man was killed in a hunting accident after his dog stepped on a loaded shotgun in the back of a pick-up truck, triggering a blast that pierced the vehicle and the hunter's leg, a local sheriff said.

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LMAO!!!!!

I am sorry. I know this is a tragic event, but damn. Killed by your dog? Something tells me Michael Vick is somehow involved

...But i could be wrong