Is anyone still around?
I am getting the itch to start complaining about irrelevant stuff again, but i dont want to preach to an empty room
TESTING 1 2 3
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On Hiatus
Sorry folks but all good things come to an end.
The 9-5 has me tied up a contstant basis. Thats why you havent seen a new post here for months. Hadnt had time to do anything.
With that said, I had to let you know that its been real. If i ever hit the lottery or a long lost relative breaks me off, I will be back.
Please feel free to look at some of my old posts. Guaranteed laughs.
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Tales from the Helpdesk - Say What!?!?!
(Not me)
I spend my day light hours providing excellent technical support to Physician's offices, attorneys, ans small companies that are frugal enough to outsource their Information Technology needs. More often than not, may day consists of password resets, application issues,etc. But every now and then, I get a real genius on the line. Therefore I bring to you:
Tales from the Helpdesk
Today's tale is not so much as what I HEARD, but rather what I SAW while providing superior technical support.
See if you can spot what wrong with this picture:
*shaking head*
No comment, just
*shaking head*
It looks like this may be a regular occurring theme
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Tales from the Helpdesk - What Kind of Drawing?
(Not me)
I spend my day light hours providing excellent technical support to Physician's offices, attorneys, ans small companies that are frugal enough to outsource their Information Technology needs. More often than not, may day consists of password resets, application issues,etc. But every now and then, I get a real genius on the line. Therefore I bring to you:
Tales from the Helpdesk
Today's tale is not so much as what I HEARD, but rather what I SAW while providing superior technical support.
See if you can spot what wrong with this picture:
ERECTION DRAWINGS!!!
At first thought, you might think this was some weird request for pRon. But nooooo, this is email comes from a construction company.
I think they should try to reword their email subject.
They are liable to get that thing caught in a spam filter.
And who would want a drawing of that????
This pic get the first ever Tyrone Biggums "WHAT IN THE NAME OF CRACK-SMOKE WERE YOU THINKING?" award
****WINTCSWYT Award Winner***
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Tales from the Helpdesk pt. 2
(Not me)
I spend my day light hours providing excellent technical support to Physician's offices, attorneys, construction companies and small companies that are frugal enough to outsource their Information Technology needs. More often than not, may day consists of password resets, virus & application issues, etc. But every now and then, I get a real genius on the line. Therefore I bring to you:
Tales from the Helpdesk
HAB: Thank you for calling _______ Support. This HAB
Caller: Hi, HAB.
HAB: How can I help you.
Caller: I moved my compooter to another desk and now I cant get my emails
HAB: Hmmm...Can you get out to the internet.
Caller: I dont know
HAB: Well lets try that first. Open up a web page and go to ****Our remote support site****
Caller: It says the page cannot be displayed.
HAB: Ok. It sounds like you may not be connected to the network.
Caller: Well I just moved my pc to a new desk. I THOUGHT i hooked all dem wires back up.
HAB: Well, let make sure everything is connected
CALLER CRAWLS UNDER DESK
Caller: I found a cable that looks like a big ol phone plug. Should that be connected?
HAB: Yes. That's what your pc uses to communicate
CALLER PLUGS IN THE NEWLY DISCOVERED UNPLUGGED CABLE
Caller: Ok. I plugged it in.....HEY!!!...My emails are coming in. YOU DA MAN, HAB!!!
HAB: *sighs* Thank you for calling
For the first installment, click here
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Boy Marries Dog
BHUBANESWAR, India (Reuters) - An infant boy was married off to his neighbors' dog in eastern India by villagers, who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals, officials and witnesses said on Wednesday.
Around 150 tribespeople performed the ritual recently in a hamlet in the state of Orissa's Jajpur district after the boy, who is under two years old, grew a tooth on his upper gum
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Maybe he should have married an Orthodontist
Those silly Indians
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.....the boy will still be able to marry a human bride in the future without filing for divorce.
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A HUMAN bride!??!!?
No CATS?? No COWS??
And what about the dog? What does she do? Is she just supposed to forget about the relationship. The protective care that she provided to that child is just thrown out the window now????
Sheesh
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Christopherpes Brown & Rihanna
Her what????
Her Pes
Herpes!!!
Thats right!!!
From a less than credible news source:
The plot thickens in the Chris Brown and Rihanna scandal. Rumor has it that Chris Brown blew up at Rihanna because she gave him an STD - herpes to be exact. Various blogs claim that Rihanna got herpes from a famous rapper and passed it on to her current boyfriend. Guess who the rapper was. I’ll give you a hint, starts with “J”, ends with “Z”. The R&B singer supposedly just started showing the symptoms and lashed out at his girlfriend as a result.
Full of Hot Air is not in the bidness of spreading rumors. I normally wouldnt give this a second thought, but damn!!!
IF...let me repeat that....IF it is true, Chris Brown, your career is done.
You could have bounced back from the domestic violence thing. Sure you beat up Super-Fine-Ass Rihanna, and there are literally thousands of young (and old) males who are preparing to put some hot shit in your dome, but seeing as how forgiving black folk are (OJ, RKelly, MJ), 3 years from now, this whole thing would have been a blurb on your wikipedia page.
But now there's a chance that you might have a run up in some tainted love? And got herpes? All those screaming fans have just left the building. The best advice I can give you is to tell you to check these folks out.
And the source also 'claims' that Rihanna got if from the Jigga Man
H to the E-R, P to the E-S
Im sure Beyonce is at the free clinic now, using the alias Rhonda Mexico, getting herself checked.
Damn Chris.
Nothing further....
Just...DAMN
SAY IT AINT SO!!!!
Chris Brown Assaults Rihanna Over Herpes
*******UPDATE********
The stafff at Full of Hot Air has just been informed (2/11/09 @ 4pm EST) that the altercation actually stemmed from a poorly executed creep move by Mr. Brown
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/11/text-message-ignites-rihanna-brown-violence/
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