..And now for some Toilet Humor

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An elementary school principal could be disciplined for allegedly forcing a 6-year-old boy to unclog a toilet with his bare hands. The principal of Rahn Elementary has been on paid leave since mid-December while the school district investigated a complaint from the boy's parents. The school board proposed disciplinary action on Thursday. The nature of the discipline wasn't made public.

The boy's parents claim their son told them the principal made him clean out a toilet bowl that the boy had accidentally clogged on Dec. 12. The boy told his parents he wiped himself with paper towels, instead of toilet paper, causing the clog.

The principal declined to respond to the claims Thursday. He also didn't say what disciplinary action was proposed and whether he'd appeal.
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First of all..

"...he wiped himself with paper towels..."

OUCH!!!

He must have really had to shit to resort to paper towels. There was no more TP anywhere??? Maybe he didnt realize the lack of TP until he was already fully committed.

At age 6, he's got a lot to learn. When using public facilities, check for:

1. Other occupants

2. Isolated stall

3. Protective covering

4. TP

Im trying to keep this post clean but damn. This kid actually stuck his hand in a toilet. My question is, how boring must this principal's day have been to actually monitor who shat and clogged up the toilet. And on top of that, who gives a shit (apparently the kid...*rimshot*) who clogged the toilet. The kid is 6. Call John or Donald (my high school janitors) to snake the damn thing and keep it moving.

Shit.

What do u think Lil' Gary???

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