You Big Sissy

I told you guys about my "kryptonite". Well I just had another episode.


On days that I dont have any errands to run during lunch, I drive over to a nearby lake and watch people (who obviously dont have to punch a clock) enjoy the great outdoors. Its very relaxing and after listening to people whine about the internet being slow (wtf can I do about it?), I need a break from anything IT related.


So I'm sitting there enjoying my lunch and catching up on other blogs, when all of a sudden I hear....


*insert your favorite buzzing noise*


I look towards the passenger-side window and see two pterodactyl-sized insects having a battle-royal on the ledge.



My mind told me that I saw this:









But it was probably more like this:







Anyway...After seeing them, I did something similar to this:




Lunch is now over....



I know...

but f**k yall. I told you I hate flying insects.




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