Mikey Nee's got street cred now!!!
After using a lie to help him get re-elected, Mike Nifong has now been sentenced to serve some time in Oz!!! Yeah..lock him up..throw away the key..bread and water ATTICA!!!
But wait...
How long is that sentence again???
24 HOURS!!!!!
1440 minutes
Who has a 24hour sentence? How can you explain this?
Let me see if I got my facts right. A "skripper" decides she is going to hem up some frat boys for whatever reason so she goes and tells Cap'n Save-a-ho (literally)that they violated her...so he goes on a crusade to send them to Oz, but he forgot one thing...is this chick being straight with me...well she wasn't...and he got fired... and now he getting sued by the frat boys ($30mil to be exact) and now that its time to pay that legal piper, Mr. Nifong receives the cruel and unusually long sentence of.......... 24hours
Will he even have time to get shanked? drop the soap? go to the commissary?meet adebisi?
Who is going to have time to put money on his books?
24 hours is not enough time for him to join a gang and then realize that the gang life is what got him there. We will miss the conversion to Islam and the whole "I'm a new man" speech
We are going to be robbed of these key elements associated with stints in the county pen
How long will Mikey Nee torture us????
I keep thinking about him sitting on the bottom bunk, Grossburger standing in the corner, tossing playing cards in a hat. Inscribed on the wall: Nifong was here...tick marks showing the hours he served....Maybe he will even play a negro spiritual on a harmonica..."no body knooooows...the trouble i seen!!!"
Justice is swift and so is the sentence.
Hey Mikey...Keep ya head up ...When you get out, maybe you can get a deal on Death Row Records
After using a lie to help him get re-elected, Mike Nifong has now been sentenced to serve some time in Oz!!! Yeah..lock him up..throw away the key..bread and water ATTICA!!!
But wait...
How long is that sentence again???
24 HOURS!!!!!
1440 minutes
Who has a 24hour sentence? How can you explain this?
Let me see if I got my facts right. A "skripper" decides she is going to hem up some frat boys for whatever reason so she goes and tells Cap'n Save-a-ho (literally)that they violated her...so he goes on a crusade to send them to Oz, but he forgot one thing...is this chick being straight with me...well she wasn't...and he got fired... and now he getting sued by the frat boys ($30mil to be exact) and now that its time to pay that legal piper, Mr. Nifong receives the cruel and unusually long sentence of.......... 24hours
Will he even have time to get shanked? drop the soap? go to the commissary?meet adebisi?
Who is going to have time to put money on his books?
24 hours is not enough time for him to join a gang and then realize that the gang life is what got him there. We will miss the conversion to Islam and the whole "I'm a new man" speech
We are going to be robbed of these key elements associated with stints in the county pen
How long will Mikey Nee torture us????
I keep thinking about him sitting on the bottom bunk, Grossburger standing in the corner, tossing playing cards in a hat. Inscribed on the wall: Nifong was here...tick marks showing the hours he served....Maybe he will even play a negro spiritual on a harmonica..."no body knooooows...the trouble i seen!!!"
Justice is swift and so is the sentence.
Hey Mikey...Keep ya head up ...When you get out, maybe you can get a deal on Death Row Records
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